Turns Out the “Boy Who Came Back From Heaven” Was in Ohio the Whole Time
Ohio’s nice, but not likely to be confused with Heaven.
Unnatural Law
Hallucinating Romanian Story: “I Am a Deceased Man but Still Live”
And you thought this kind of thing only happened in Ohio.
Plaintiff: California Must Admit the Truth About Bigfoot
Finally, a lawsuit that will settle this matter once and for all.
Terrifying Halloween Assortment!
Scarier than The Exorcist!
Well, funnier than The Exorcist, at least.
High Court Vomits Truth in Frozen-Guru Case
1600 words on this, but I’ve been waiting three years for a decision.
Frozen Guru Update IV
No real surprises here, at least for readers of Frozen Guru Updates I-III.
Pagan Allowed to Wear Horns in License Photo
This picture is probably enough here, but there are some additional words inside.
French Town That Banned UFOs Is Still Banning Them
There haven’t been any landings since the ban, so ….
How Do I Get a Reincarnation Permit?
Turns out getting reincarnated now involves a whole sh*tload of bureaucracy.
And Then Job Spake, and Said, Let a Restraining Order Issue Against the Lord
The Lord hath “exhibited a seriously negative attitude” toward me, allegeth the Petitioner.