This picture is probably enough here, but there are some additional words inside.
There haven’t been any landings since the ban, so ….
Turns out getting reincarnated now involves a whole sh*tload of bureaucracy.
The Lord hath “exhibited a seriously negative attitude” toward me, allegeth the Petitioner.
This one won’t stick, either.
Enter if you dare … but don’t plan on suing later.
This is one of those we’re-sorry-we-burned-that-person-a-few-centuries-ago cases, but that doesn’t mean they all shouldn’t get together now and have a second fake trial rigged to come out the right way this time.
Here's how this goes sometimes. Sometimes you write something you really like. And since you're kind of on a roll you don't stop to save it after every frickin' paragraph because you'd like to think that maybe the wifi network…
Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered. Luke 11:52 (KJV) Well, the Lord’s lawsuit against all similarly situated homosexuals lasted just…
I know exactly what you’re thinking—one god isn’t enough gods for a class action. That makes no sense at all! And even if there were more than one, how likely is it that they would be similarly situated so that one…