How Do I Get a Reincarnation Permit?
Turns out getting reincarnated now involves a whole sh*tload of bureaucracy.
Unnatural Law
And Then Job Spake, and Said, Let a Restraining Order Issue Against the Lord
The Lord hath “exhibited a seriously negative attitude” toward me, allegeth the Petitioner.
Lord Hanuman Gets Another Court Summons
This one won’t stick, either.
What You Need to Know About Haunted-House Law
Enter if you dare … but don’t plan on suing later.
Accused Italian Cheese Witch May Get New Trial
This is one of those we’re-sorry-we-burned-that-person-a-few-centuries-ago cases, but that doesn’t mean they all shouldn’t get together now and have a second fake trial rigged to come out the right way this time.
Man Says He Danced on Police Car’s Roof to Summon Aid Against Vampires
Here's how this goes sometimes. Sometimes you write something you really like. And since you're kind of on a roll you don't stop to save it after every frickin' paragraph because you'd like to think that maybe the wifi network…
God’s Class Action Dismissed
Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered. Luke 11:52 (KJV) Well, the Lord’s lawsuit against all similarly situated homosexuals lasted just…
God Files Class Action Against Gay People
Well, the plaintiff claims to be acting on His behalf, anyway.
Sauron’s Ring Makes Brains Disappear
As I'm sure you dorks all know, although the One Ring could turn its wearer invisible, it also had the power to influence and corrupt minds. Typically it caused those around it to become consumed with desire for the Ring…
Frozen Guru Update
Just a quick update on the continuing controversy in India over the status of His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji.