Man’s Inhumanity to Manatees
They have enough problems without people jumping on them.
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Does “6” Infringe on “9”? What If It’s Upside Down?
Would you be confused by these marks? Look closely: Image: Consumerist.com The one on the left is the logo of West Sixth Brewing Company in Lexington, Kentucky. The one on the right belongs to Magic Hat Brewing Company, based in South…
Assorted Stupidity #52
When attorneys get carried away at a press conference: "I have a client who is not only not guilty, he is truly 100% innocent," said the attorney for the man initially charged with sending ricin to federal officials. She was…
Good Reason to Kill #31: Refused Second Pretzel Dip
At least this time no firearms were used (see "Man Demands Hot Sauce at Gunpoint" (Sept. 22, 2011)), but for whatever reason there seems to be something extra stupid about resorting to violence over a little plastic thing of hot-pretzel…
School Gun Incident Ends Peacefully Because It Was a Gun That a 7-Year-Old Made Out of Pastry Are You Kidding Me
From the Facebook page of WBFF FOX 45 in Baltimore: First on Fox: 7-year-old Joshua was suspended this morning from Park Elementary School in Brooklyn Park. Joshua says he was eating a pastry during snack time and trying to shape it into…
Witness: “I Bite Him. Bad Man. He Tasty.”
According to officers at the West Midlands Police Station in the UK, the Crown Prosecution Service repeatedly insisted on getting a written statement from "Police Constable Peach" despite having repeatedly been told that "PC Peach" was actually PD (Police Dog)…
If I Were Your Lawyer I’d Tell You Not to Brag About Your Crimes on the Air
Especially if you think the judge might be listening.
Please Don’t Text While Skiing
From the Land of Terrible Ideas comes this: Let me be clear: the "heads-up" display in the bottom right of these ski goggles is completely awesome. Not that it's information you need to know, but it's cool and doesn't seem…
Government Report on Reports About Reports Recommends Another Report
A brief report on a report of a government report that recommended a report on existing reports.
UPDATE: US Air Bomb Hoax Proves Even Stupider Than Imagined
Yesterday I pointed out that there was lots of stupidity all around in connection with the fake bomb threat in Philadelphia, but as several readers have just pointed out to me, it turns out I probably underestimated the stupidity level….