Google Awarded Patent for Sticky Cars
It’s not quite as terrible an idea as it seems.
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Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Has Your Boss Ever Pooped In Your Lunchbox?
If not, then he is not the worst boss ever, as this story proves.
Kansas Senator: Terrorists Could Infiltrate Fort Leavenworth by … Submarine?
Gimme a break, Pat.
Wet Willy and Mr. Nub
Does administering a “wet willy” qualify as a crime? Well … it depends.
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Kevin Underhill (left, via age-regression software) is a partner in the San Francisco office of Shook, Hardy & Bacon, and to the surprise of many, himself included, has been with that firm for his entire career. He has been funny…
Judge Rules Man Fathered Only One Twin
That ruling might seem either stupid or worthy of Solomon, but it’s just what the DNA evidence showed.
DEA Agent: If You Legalize Pot, Rabbits Will Get High
In which a DEA testifies to witnessing “rabbits that had cultivated a taste for … marijuana,” and had lost all motivation.
Assorted Stupidity #74
The lesson of this Iowa case is: if one has agreed to build a pond, one has thereby warranted that the pond will actually hold water. In an opinion that I have not read but with which I disagree, the…
Slaves Forced to Help With Guinness-World-Record Attempt
If you are thinking, well, why do I even have slaves if I can’t force them to help me get into the Guinness Book of World Records, you are missing the point entirely and are also an extremely bad human…