“If This Weren’t So Tragic, It’d Be Comical,” Says Clown
It’s not extremely tragic, as it turns out, and it is fairly comical.
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Ted Nugent’s Drummer Gets DUI in Stolen Golf Cart
Nugent was not involved, nor were any members of Styx or REO Speedwagon.
Some Still Unclear on Definition of “Emergency”
"They are giving me a hard time!" said a caller to the 911 dispatcher in East Hartford, Connecticut, on Wednesday. What outrage had They perpetrated this time? "I specifically asked for little turkey, and little ham, a lot of cheese…
Assorted Stupidity #39
There are a number of reasons why lawyers might withdraw from a case other than a belief that the case is completely bogus, but by the time your ninth set of lawyers asks to withdraw it might be time to reevaluate,…
TSA: Tiny-Suspect Assaulters
Have to keep this short lest my head explode, and because of work, but another story of TSA thuggery currently circulating is this one, in which our heroes uncover a possible conspiracy between a four-year-old and her grandmother to smuggle…
Man Ticketed After Cat Won’t Jog
One reason dogs are (arguably) better than cats: you can take them out jogging. According to the Boulder Daily Camera, a 19-year-old man was ticketed in nearby Lafayette, Colorado, last week "on suspicion of tethering his cat to a rock after…
Note: Add “Judge’s Nameplate” to List of Things Not to Steal
If you must steal it, please do post a picture of yourself with it on Facebook.
Muslim Police Break Up Christian Broomstick Fight in Bethlehem
Someone pushed his broom into disputed territory, apparently.
Manitowoc Should Be Ashamed of This Planking Prosecution
I will admit to finding "planking" – the meme of having your picture taken while lying flat as a plank across something, and then posting it – to be both stupid and funny. To me the world needs more of…
Sugar Plum Fairy Fired for Cursing During Drug Test
St. Charles, Missouri, has been in the news before (my news, at least), back when it was contemplating an ordinance that would have banned "profane language" anywhere alcoholic beverages are sold, a ban that would have been unconstitutional as well…