Georgia Cops Allegedly Grope 900 High-School Students, Are Probably in Some Trouble
A mass groping would be inexcusable, of course; but also, how exactly do you search 900 high-school students and all their belongings and not find ANY pot?
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Top Ten Posts of 2016
Wow, what a ridiculous year.
Court Says Police Need to Make Time for “This Constitutional Bullshit”
The bullshit in question being the Fourth Amendment.
Good Reason to Kill #64: Threw Away Your Lego Collection
Unforgivable.
Shark-Attack Lawsuit Raises Interesting Questions, Like What Were You Doing in the Ocean to Begin With
Also, is free-diving near hungry sharks a “recreational activity,” or a sign of a mental disorder?
Good Reason to Kill #61: Insisted the Earth Is Flat
This one’s almost understandable.
Assorted Stupidity #90
In this edition: a couple of unnecessary warnings, unexpected hot sauce, a defendant with magic pockets, and an American suspicious of math.
The Tri-State Monkey Smuggle, and Other Stories
Judicial opinions you’ll enjoy reading.
NOTE: Don’t Wear Pajamas to Court
Don’t wear them out of the house, actually, but if you must, at least don’t wear them to court.
Wet Willy and Mr. Nub
Does administering a “wet willy” qualify as a crime? Well … it depends.