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NOTE: Don’t Wear Pajamas to Court
Don’t wear them out of the house, actually, but if you must, at least don’t wear them to court.
Wet Willy and Mr. Nub
Does administering a “wet willy” qualify as a crime? Well … it depends.
Dressing Like a Prisoner Could Get You Out of Jury Duty, One Way or Another
Bring a toothbrush(Dana Gray/Caledonian Record) As a judge in Vermont warned this potential (but presumably unwilling) juror, doing this could get you a little jail time for contempt of court. That would most likely get you out of jury duty,…
I Should Stress That TSA Detected Well Over Four Percent of The Fake Threats
I don’t want to be too negative.
TSA Successfully Passes Three Security Tests
The problem is that it was tested 70 times. Arguably, this graphic from the ABC News report is not entirely accurate, though, because failing 67 out of 70 times is actually a 95.7% failure rate, not 95%. Of course, the banner…
Slaves Forced to Help With Guinness-World-Record Attempt
If you are thinking, well, why do I even have slaves if I can’t force them to help me get into the Guinness Book of World Records, you are missing the point entirely and are also an extremely bad human…
California Supreme Court Report
As I mentioned a few days ago, I argued a case before the California Supreme Court on Tuesday. I thought some of you might be interested to see the checklist I put together to help me prepare: I forgot to…
Assorted Stupidity #72
"He left a very disturbing message with one of my staff people," said California state rep. Lorena Gonzalez. The caller: actor Rob Schneider, who said he would spend money to defeat Gonzalez because she supports a bill to eliminate the…
TSA Saves Public From Air Pirates!
Not the terrorist kind. The 17th-century kind.