Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Rule
Tjuvarna kan ha lämnat Strängnäs Domkyrka på vattenskoter. But I wouldn’t try it if I were you.
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New Assault Charges for Rogue Canadian Golfer Who Tried to Escape on Ice Floe
He managed to get out of this water hazard, but it didn’t do him much good.
Sinking Pedal Boat Ends Ridiculous Escape Attempt
Might as well swim.
Assorted Stupidity #130
In this edition: indifferent rabbits, one-star reviews, yet another failed water escape, and a cat fight.
Assorted Stupidity #113
In this edition: another attempted water escape fails; all of Quebec’s laws are unconstitutional; a magician’s gettin’ sued; and guest appearances by Rod Blagojevich and the legendary Spa Bandit.
Mother Teresa Pleads Guilty to Ponzi Scheme
No, not that one.
Assorted Stupidity #157
In this edition: a less-successful escape attempt involving Jet Skis; why you should hope your judge’s team wins the big game; doom-and-squalor tour canceled; etc. A dead ferret is also mentioned.
Barge Captains Caught After What You Might Call “Chases”
I wouldn’t call them that, but you might.
Fine, Get in the Sea, Crooks
UPDATED: Now with even more sea and two additional crooks.
Questions to Ask Before Trying to Get a Ton of Drugs Into Australia by Sea
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.