Former Prisoner Arrested in “I Just Got Out of Prison” T-Shirt May Be Going Back
And yet the police still seem to have screwed this up.
Search Results for Water
Massachusetts May Make It Illegal to Give Your Robot a Gun
I’m more worried about robots taking them.
Coast Guard Arrests Guy Just Trying to Walk to London in a Floating Hamster Wheel
Not a water-escape attempt, in my view, but still not a great idea.
Assorted Stupidity #157
In this edition: a less-successful escape attempt involving Jet Skis; why you should hope your judge’s team wins the big game; doom-and-squalor tour canceled; etc. A dead ferret is also mentioned.
Canadian Legal Alert: Canoeing Under the Influence Is Now Illegal
In which we consider whether a canoe qualifies as a “vessel.”
Food Blogger Fined for Eating Great White Shark
I have mixed emotions about this one but ultimately come down on the side of the shark.
Lawsuit Claims Mac & Cheese May Take Seconds Longer to Make Than Promised
An injustice that must be punished.
Balloonist’s Lawyer Says Ex-Parrots Died Simultaneously of Natural Causes
It was just their time, Your Honor.
California Supreme Court: We Don’t Think Bees Are Fish
So please don’t say we do. Because we don’t!
“Injured While Searching for Dead Bodies at Lake Mead?”
You may be entitled to compensation (but probably not).