Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
Search Results for water escape
Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
Coast Guard Arrests Guy Just Trying to Walk to London in a Floating Hamster Wheel
Not a water-escape attempt, in my view, but still not a great idea.
Assorted Stupidity #150
The sesquicentennial edition.
REMINDER: Choose an Alias That Doesn’t Already Appear on a Warrant
Either be more creative or run a background check on the person you’re going to pretend to be.
Suspect Who Fled Into Lake Pursued by Officer on Paddleboard
He might have evaded the paddleboard, but not the whole flotilla.
Fake-Your-Own-Kidnapping Ploy Fails Again
Apparently calling in sick didn’t work.
Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamp
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
Official State Crap: Hawaii
Twelfth in the series.
Stolen Swedish Crown Jewels Turn Up During Suspect’s Trial
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).