Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
Not a water-escape attempt, in my view, but still not a great idea.
The sesquicentennial edition.
Either be more creative or run a background check on the person you’re going to pretend to be.
He might have evaded the paddleboard, but not the whole flotilla.
Apparently calling in sick didn’t work.
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
Twelfth in the series.
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).
Granted, you could conceal yourself in it if you really wanted to, but that probably involves dying.