UPDATED: Suspect in Assault Case Spends Two Days in Tree
The standoff lasted about 53 hours.
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Assorted Stupidity #147
In this edition: somebody thinks Brady v. Maryland is super-hot, Lenin and Stalin are fighting again, there’s a legal battle involving McDonald’s ice-cream machines, and more.
Suspect Who Fled Into Lake Pursued by Officer on Paddleboard
He might have evaded the paddleboard, but not the whole flotilla.
Assorted Stupidity #145
In this edition: everyone makes mistakes; the Ninth Circuit hates Star Wars; Kim Kardashian fails the bar; and a man is blamed for saving his duck.
Barge Captains Caught After What You Might Call “Chases”
I wouldn’t call them that, but you might.
Is It Legal to Shoot Fish With a Gun?
At long last, we have a comprehensive answer to this important question.
Fake-Your-Own-Kidnapping Ploy Fails Again
Apparently calling in sick didn’t work.
Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamp
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
Dear Idiots: Please Keep Posting Pictures of You Committing Crimes
It makes things a lot easier for the people who are coming to arrest you.
It Is No Longer a Crime to Impersonate Smokey Bear
Impersonating Woodsy Owl has also been legalized.