Official State Crap Update: D.C.’s Gettin’ an Official Bat
It’s not actually a state, but we’ve already talked about that.
Search Results for Water
Builders of Giant Ark Sue Over Rain Damage
Because I’ve received a … flood of emails on this one.
Is It Unethical to Throw a Raccoon Overboard?
I don’t think so.
Expert Attributes Sudden Surge in DSUWI Cases to Coincidence
He proves his point by the end of this very post, in fact.
Judge Accidentally Resigns
That was a simple mistake, but the legal ramifications are … weird.
Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
Assorted Stupidity #120
In this edition: a federal judge says she can’t fix the NFC championship game; Captain Kirk denies paternity; a sheriff wonders why police would do their jobs if they can’t steal money from suspects; and more.
Stolen Swedish Crown Jewels Turn Up During Suspect’s Trial
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).
Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
United States v. 1855.6 Pounds of American Paddlefish Meat
The defendant will be tried along with alleged co-conspirator 982.34 Pounds of American Paddlefish Caviar.