Bouncy-Castle King Gets 11 Years for Bouncy-Castle Arson
A light sentence, considering.
Australia
Questions to Ask Before Trying to Get a Ton of Drugs Into Australia by Sea
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.
Court Rules Income Tax Is Not Against the Will of God
I would appeal this one all the way to the top.
Court Finds Man Not Liable for Strapping Pork Chops to His Feet
A slip-and-fall case, but not the one you’d expect.
Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
Wrong “Peter Brown” Brought in for Murder Sentencing Again
This is why you use all three names when referring to criminal defendants.
Australian Cyborg’s Conviction Overturned on Appeal
In which an Australian “biohacker” beats the rap.
Priority: Crocodiles
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Law Meant to Discourage Stupidity Doesn’t Work
Authorities are still searching for the culprits here, who surprisingly survived.
Judge Criticized for Reading 138-Page Opinion From the Bench
“I have reached a decision that I shall now explain … for the next 17 hours.”