Zamboni in the Drive-Thru: “Most Canadian Thing Ever”?
With a brief digression into the story of Christmas. Sort of.
Canada
Doody Convicts Rectal Smuggler
It took a while for the truth to come out.
Court: Nobody Has the Right to Appeal
Congratulations to Nobody.
Justice Done in Canada With Convictions in Maple-Syrup Heist
To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
Battle of the Joes Is Back On
The Ninth Circuit revives a puzzling cross-border dispute.
Canada Now Challenging U.S. for Lead in Zamboni DUI Arrests
Canada is now way ahead on a per-capita basis, but the U.S. still leads in absolute terms.
Whom the Gods Would Destroy, They First Make Mad
There are many great lines Justice Fergus O’Donnell’s opinion in R. v. Duncan (2013), which was an otherwise unremarkable case except that the defendant tried to run one of those “sovereign citizen” defenses up the flagpole. That didn’t go so well:…
Three Arrested in Connection With Maple-Syrup Heist
According to sources in Quebec, the Regional Investigation Division of Sûreté du Québec proceeded with three arrests this morning in relation to the maple-syrup theft at Saint-Louis-de-Blandford between August 1, 2011, and July 30, 2012. Or, put another way: la Division…
Canadian Asks for Politeness, Gets Pepper Spray
Canadian asks U.S. border guard to say “please,” Canadian gets faceful of pepper spray. It’s a fairly simple equation. I think this is in the USA PATRIOT Act, actually. The man conceded he had made the request for politeness “repeatedly,” but opined…