Indian Supreme Court Holds Wink Didn’t Violate Blasphemy Law
Strangely, the equally disturbing waggling of eyebrows was not addressed.
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High Court Vomits Truth in Frozen-Guru Case
1600 words on this, but I’ve been waiting three years for a decision.
Bar Beats 500-Meter-Distance Rule With 500-Meter Maze
The court said “distance.” It didn’t say “straight line.”
Frozen Guru Update IV
No real surprises here, at least for readers of Frozen Guru Updates I-III.
Your Behaviour Is That of a Lunatic, Your Honor
“I am sorry to tell you that I am convinced you have lost your mind.”
Luxuriate in the Octopoid Embrace of These Legal Postulations
Invigilate your eyes on the quintessence of this dispute.
Frozen Guru Update III
The saga continues.
Lord Hanuman Gets Another Court Summons
This one won’t stick, either.
Frozen Guru Update II
Spoiler alert: still frozen.
Monkey Impersonators Hired to Deal With Parliament’s “Big Monkey Menace”
The monkeys are small, but the menace is big.